That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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