I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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