just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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