i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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