i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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