Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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