Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
When are your genitals available?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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