You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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