don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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