I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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