Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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