Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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