Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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