Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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