did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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