There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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