apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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