awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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