when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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