Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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