I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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