fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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