Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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