Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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