I got chris browned last night
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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