I cannot find my penis.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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