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(207): View more from Maine

Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people

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(361): View more from Texas

I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend

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(626): View more from California

There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.

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(949): View more from California

this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity

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