im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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