I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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