she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I deserve to be covered in dicks
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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