just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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