Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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