she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You're a waste of cheezeits
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize