I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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