Dual....:-)
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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