come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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