He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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