Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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