I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
and she was petting her beer can
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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