You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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