Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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