There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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