thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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