what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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