he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
