so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
