That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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