He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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