I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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