I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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