the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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