Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
NoShamevember. You game?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Randomize
