i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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