True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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